Oh... son of a bitch.

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Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:49:13 GMT

So I've been hiding ever since Tex's birthday... I've died once... no twice... no just once. Damn it, I've lost count. Regardless, I've died already and I'm not so sure I'm willing to do it again right now. So, hiding out seemed like a good idea... Until I realized that it would probably only make things worse...

So here I am, Tex. I forgot. I fucking forgot, alright? Do what you want with me... But if you can, make it quick. I don't really want to feel anything if at all possible. Oh yeah, and don't let anyone near my body. I finally got this fucker back, I don't want anyone messing with it while I'm gone.

Honestly, I'm really fucking sorry, Tex. I meant it when I said do what you want with me. If you're still pissed, which I'm almost certain you are, kill me. I'm.... ok with it, I guess. I owe you one.

[OOC: I has de interwebs! Came home today and the cable man had been by, so... LUCKY ME! Hiatus over. <3]

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:55:48 GMT

Hiatus - Probably 1 week.... Hopefully less.

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:12:59 GMT

TUCKER! You want to what Tex? I can't believe you wrote this shit down, man! You're so dead. Wait till I fucking find you. Nobody talks about my girlfriend like that. And that last thing on the list? I don't even think that's physically possible, dude. You're fucking dead when I get my hands on you, Tucker.

[OOC: Church found Grif's note. <3]

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:12:40 GMT

Stop making a big deal about this shit. I'm fine. Tex is fine. Everything is fine. Got it?

I've never been so fucking glad to hear her voice before. Sometimes I think she's the best thing that ever happened to me... But then sometimes she beats the shit out of me... Yeah, still lucky, I guess.

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Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:31:55 GMT

She's still not back. Fuck.

How long is this supposed to take?

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Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:57:15 GMT

She's... gone. Goddamn it. Again. A-fucking-gain. Christ. I... I couldn't.... I couldn't help. She was already hurt... And I... And she... Fuck it. I don't have to explain it. If you weren't there you fucking missed it. Tex is dead. Stay out of our room.

Tucker, you... deal with your girlfriend.

Caboose, stay with Donut or Misa or someone. Just... don't be alone. I don't want you dying too.

Look, if you don't see me for a few days, don't worry about me. I'll be... watching over her... ok? I'm fine.

And whatever this Pyramid Head thing is, it better get fucking ready. I'll find a way to kill it. You took her from me again. I shouldn't have had to see her die twice...

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Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:51:03 GMT

Alright guys I'm sure you've all heard, seen, been there, whatever, but Ashley was hurt the other night. From what I heard it was pretty bad. Grif want's revenge. I know we normally... and when I say "we" I'm talking to the Blue team here... but we normally fight with the Red guys, but come on, Ashley's always been pretty good to us. We're going to help Grif hunt this asshole down and give him... or was it a her? Whatever, give them exactly what they deserve. So get ready for a fight guys. Tucker, you still have your sword? We're going to need it. Caboose, Donut, are you two armed at all? Washington, what can you do for us? Tex... You're... better with the sniper riffle than I am, take it. We'll meet up tomorrow night and hunt this bitch down.

32.

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:58:00 GMT

Tex, you don't buy that load of horse shit that Ashley and Sister are trying to sell, do you? That shit about me and Tucker? You know, KNOW it's not true. I'd never... not with Tucker, not if he were the last human being on Earth... or in this place... or in general. He's had some gross alien baby. He's out. I'd never... gross. Besides, I have you, why would I go anywhere else. I mean sure there's the constant abuse and the stealing and bitchiness... ok, so I guess I have grounds for leaving... But I'm not, is the point here... Goddamn it, now I'm in trouble, aren't I? Fuck.

[ooc: Thanks so much to everyone who expressed concern about my car wreck and all. I'm ok, just banged up. broken arm makes typing go slow, so don't expect insta-replies or anything. And Sakura, I promise, I'm getting back to that Tex/Church log, it's too good to pass up! So I'll be replying to that either tonight or tomorrow, be looking for it. <3]

31.

Wed, 28 May 2008 11:19:57 GMT

CABOOSE! Goddamnit! Where is my HELMET? If you have it off somewhere talking to it and pretending it was me... again.... I WILL kill you. If it's not back in my possession by tonight, you or whoever has the stupid thing will be in serious trouble. Understand?

Tex, I am not a foot warmer. Just because your toes are cold does NOT mean you should stick them to me in the middle of the night. Damn it, woman, get some socks!

Tucker, what the hell have you been doing? Seems like I haven't heard from you in a while. And usually being quiet means you either did something that's really going to piss me off or you're in some sort of trouble... Or you're dead. Hum... Did you catch some deadly disease from Sister? I mean, that's all on you, man, can't help you there.

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Fri, 23 May 2008 12:37:19 GMT

So the Reds are down a man, there are corpses hanging from the clock tower, and Caboose wants to make a cake for Donut. WHAT. THE. FUCK? Sounds like a great day already. Have I mentioned how much I hate this place.

Tucker, Tex,... Sister, you should, um, give me reports on what's going on. For some reason I wouldn't doubt Tex had something to do with the corpses and/or the missing Red. If not, you know, that's cool. But... it wouldn't shock me. Tucker, why haven't you been keeping an eye on Caboose? Does he STILL think he's marrying Donut? Fix that. And Sister... um.... Yeah. Just... keep doing whatever you're doing. Good job.

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Sun, 18 May 2008 23:20:32 GMT

Is it over?

Tex, you... normal again?

28.

Wed, 14 May 2008 06:13:52 GMT

God.DAMNIT! Not again. Tex, not a fucking word. You either Tucker... And Sister.... Fuck it. Grif, control your sister. I might have to kill her otherwise.

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Thu, 08 May 2008 03:22:34 GMT

I'm pretty sure my relationship with Tex did not start the whole apocalypse bullshit. But in case it did, sorry guys. At least we're all going down together. I've already died once and really it's not so bad once you're detached from your body and past all that pain shit. Feels kind of loosey goosey. So, umm, yeah, I wouldn't worry about it...

And yeah, this is my way of saying I'm not leaving Tex just because it may have happened to start an apocalypse. Like I said, sorry guys.

Also, Tucker, nice one sending Caboose to the closet to hide. Seriously, good job on getting him out of the way, man.

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Mon, 05 May 2008 04:01:44 GMT

Tex... I was thinking, and Tucker if you say one goddamn word I will shoot you, but I was thinking... Maybe I should take you on a date? I mean I haven't since that first time we dated and all... Damn it, I'm offering you free food and booze, want to go?

I never thought I'd see her again after... after they killed her. It's... weird almost, like I always hoped she'd call me an asshole just one more time, but I never in a million years thought it'd happen. Ah fuck, what I am so emotional for? She's back and it's the same old Tex... I just don't want to loose her again.

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Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:29:27 GMT

Goddamn it, Caboose! I thought Tex told you to un-fix that fucking closet. Why is it still boarded up? Fix it, NOW.

Tex, if we're going to share that bed, I'm going to need you to stop stealing all the blankets. My money is one thing, I'm pretty sure I can replace that by the next pay check. The covers are a little more tricky when I wake up freezing and you're wrapped up like a freaking burrito. ~~I wish you didn't look so happy when you were wrapped up like that so I'd have the balls to steal the blanket back.~~ Stop it, it gets really fucking cold at night... Almost as bad as on Sidewinder.

And Tucker... god man, what the hell are you doing? Drinking all the time now? Our place smells like liquor. Is that... is that you? It wreaks almost as bad as that alien thing did. Ugh. You better do something about that man, I am not happy about this.

[ooc:So again, I disappeared. It's getting close to the end of the school year, I have a feeling my disappearing acts will happen every now and again till after mid-May. I'm really sorry but a ton of stuff keeps coming up when I least expect it. I should be ok for a week or so though. <3 i luv you guys.]

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Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:54:22 GMT

Alright Tex, I'm ready. Where are you?

And Ashley and Misa, no pictures. I'm not kidding.

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:31:11 GMT

God I missed her. Sharing a bed's going to be interesting though. It's been... Well it's been a while since we've been in the same bed. I hope she sticks to her word and doesn't kill me in my sleep. As much as I don't want to admit it, and I never will out loud, I'm glad she's here.

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:47:08 GMT

Damn, I feel like Caboose is rubbing off on me. I fucking got lost in the woods. Yeah, yeah, don't ask. And don't be a bitch about it, Tex. I finally found my way back to the house... Caboose, why is the closet door broken? Did you do that?

[ooc: So family issues forced me away from the internet. I apologize about that. I should be ok now, things are looking settled. So, carry on. <3]

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Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:11:01 GMT

So I've been told I am going to this dance party thing that's going to happen eventually... Um, I don't think they'd like it too much if I showed up in my armor, though. So, I guess I need new clothes? God, I need a suit. I thought I'd never have to wear one of those again till I was in a casket. Fine. Where do I get a suit in this place? Stupid ball thing. I can't believe I'm actually going. And I'm STILL not dancing. I don't care what you say. Hell will freeze over first and then pigs will fly followed by Caboose evolving to some normal level of intelligence before I will dance. Got that?

20.

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:14:39 GMT

I heard something about a guy in white armor... I don't know about anyone else, but my first thought was Wyoming. He's done enough sinning to get him down here. But why now? And why hasn't he come after any of us? Maybe it's not him, I don't know. Hey Washington, you ever met Wyoming? I know Tex knew him, maybe you did too? The description mentioned what he looked like without his helmet. I've never seen that. I've only ever seen him in full armor. What about you? You ever seen Wyoming otherwise? I'm a little concerned.

19.

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:18:59 GMT

What the hell? Why is there PEANUT BUTTER IN MY HELMET?! Who?!... Grif? I'm going to kill you. Seriously, dude, not cool. And the note? Yeah, screw you, ya stupid Red. God, I am so pissed off. This is going to take forever to clean out! AND I have to wash my hair again. Goddamn, I can't wait to get a hold of you. You're gonna pay for this.

18.

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:56:23 GMT

Well one problem down, one to go. Hey Caboose, you ok man? Are you a man again yet or are you still a girl?

17.

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:55:21 GMT

Hey, uh, Donut? I know we haven't always been on the best terms and all... But.... Ah goddamn this is more awkward than I thought it would be.... Um... Well, can I ask you a couple of questions? But before I do you have to SWEAR to secrecy on this. You can't tell a soul... or anything with out a soul because I'm sure that's possible in this place.

16.

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:39:04 GMT

.............
Goddamn it.

15.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:49:10 GMT

No, to answer your question, I am NOT a woman. All my goods are still fully intact, thank god or whoever. What's with this whole gender bender thing any way? I'm not so sure I like it.