So the Reds are down a man, there are corpses hanging from the clock tower, and Caboose wants to make a cake for Donut. WHAT. THE. FUCK? Sounds like a great day already. Have I mentioned how much I hate this place.

Tucker, Tex,... Sister, you should, um, give me reports on what's going on. For some reason I wouldn't doubt Tex had something to do with the corpses and/or the missing Red. If not, you know, that's cool. But... it wouldn't shock me. Tucker, why haven't you been keeping an eye on Caboose? Does he STILL think he's marrying Donut? Fix that. And Sister... um.... Yeah. Just... keep doing whatever you're doing. Good job.