I'm pretty sure my relationship with Tex did not start the whole apocalypse bullshit. But in case it did, sorry guys. At least we're all going down together. I've already died once and really it's not so bad once you're detached from your body and past all that pain shit. Feels kind of loosey goosey. So, umm, yeah, I wouldn't worry about it...
And yeah, this is my way of saying I'm not leaving Tex just because it may have happened to start an apocalypse. Like I said, sorry guys.
Also, Tucker, nice one sending Caboose to the closet to hide. Seriously, good job on getting him out of the way, man.
And yeah, this is my way of saying I'm not leaving Tex just because it may have happened to start an apocalypse. Like I said, sorry guys.
Also, Tucker, nice one sending Caboose to the closet to hide. Seriously, good job on getting him out of the way, man.
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And, babe? I'm pretty sure I'm dead, too, so just shut up about that one. Seriously.
You died too? What happened to you?
My Skipper left me behind to protect a nuke on Virmire so the geth didn't disarm it and save Sovereign. I was within ten feet of the thing when it blew.
Damn. Caboose killed me with our tank. Your story's much more... heroic.
You've still got the sniper rifle?
Son of a bitch.
Besides, the not-Caboose rookie's a lot easier to work with. She's got her own shop. All I gotta do is sit around and talk and reach the stuff up on the high shelves for her. It's a pretty sweet deal.
It wasn't heroism, it was the logical thing to do. I...heard about the thing with Caboose. Like, how does that even work? Because I think it was supposed to have happened before a lot of other stuff, and you seem to have been around for said other stuff instead of being six feet under.
Well it's really simple, see I died by my spirit didn't really go anywhere. I possessed a robot and pretty much hung around like that till I got here. The gods gave me my body back and yeah, that's it.
I'm...pretty sure that's logically impossible, but okay. Things seem to work differently in the Gulch anyway. So, what was it like being a synthetic? Like, did you think in only zeroes and ones or what?
It's not logically impossible. It happened. And no, I didn't do anything in zeros and ones. I was just me... in a robot body.
And yeah, I figured if I told him to not go in the closet, the first goddamn thing he's going to do is go hide in the closet, just because I told him to.
So did any of your training ever cover what to do in case of apocalypse? I... .. shit, I kinda slept through most of mine.
Reverse psychology. Good job Tucker. I'm surprised you thought ahead enough to think that through.
Uh, no, I don't remember anything in training about apocalypse. I'm planning to stay in the house and not do a goddamn thing till this is over. If we survive, I'll be fucking amazed.
... yeah, I'm kinda surprised, too, honestly. I dunno how I even thought of it.
Stay in the house. Yeah, sounds like a good plan to me. There haven't been any holes in the ground near the house that I've seen, so who the fuck knows. We might actually survive. I haven't seen any horsemen of the apocalypse or anything yet. Aren't they supposed to show up if we're all gonna die?
...Horsemen? Yeah, I think so, so maybe we're safe.
I nearly fell down a fucking hole!Wait? What?! I'm pretty sure it was an angry god. Not our fucking relationship, jackass.
I think I might take a walk!
Shit, where? Is it around the house?Hey, I didn't start that, Tucker did. Be pissed at him. Bitch.
NO! Tex, it's the fucking apacolypse out there. You are NOT taking a walk. I don't care what it takes, I'll stop you.
No. It's somewhere beside the shop.Asshole!
Your point is? I have already taken a walk to the shop and back! Did you not notice the house has food? So good job at stopping me.
Good. Anywhere but here.So, is that some new pet name for me or something? You say it enough.
Goddamn it Tex, get back in here right now. Do you really want me to come after you and risk killing myself?... Wait, don't answer that.
No, I don't want to come back. I'm having fun outside.
Fine, kill yourself, I'm going for a snack.
I'm not going to kill myself, you are just being overprotective.