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  • May. 7th, 2008 at 10:19 PM
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I'm pretty sure my relationship with Tex did not start the whole apocalypse bullshit. But in case it did, sorry guys. At least we're all going down together. I've already died once and really it's not so bad once you're detached from your body and past all that pain shit. Feels kind of loosey goosey. So, umm, yeah, I wouldn't worry about it...

And yeah, this is my way of saying I'm not leaving Tex just because it may have happened to start an apocalypse. Like I said, sorry guys.

Also, Tucker, nice one sending Caboose to the closet to hide. Seriously, good job on getting him out of the way, man.

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[info]tinminiskirt wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
Did you seriously just say 'loosey goosey'?
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
annnd enter bitchy church
Yeah, I did. Is there a problem? That is how you feel in the spirit world. And which one of us would know that? Me. I'm the dead one.
[info]tinminiskirt wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
aaand ashley bitches right back
Keep your shirt on, jeez. I just didn't think anybody but huge dorks like Alenko actually said that.

And, babe? I'm pretty sure I'm dead, too, so just shut up about that one. Seriously.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
ah, one big bitchfest, i hear that always happens around apocalypse time.
Look, it's not a statement I use in every day life or anything. And call me a dork again and I'll snipe you.

You died too? What happened to you?
[info]tinminiskirt wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
truefax, there.
Yeah, because I'm so sure you could hit me.

My Skipper left me behind to protect a nuke on Virmire so the geth didn't disarm it and save Sovereign. I was within ten feet of the thing when it blew.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
Re: truefax, there.
Hey, have you even seen me shoot? I am a highly trained sniper.

Damn. Caboose killed me with our tank. Your story's much more... heroic.
[info]sexyincyan wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:46 am (UTC)
Re: truefax, there.
..... wait.

You've still got the sniper rifle?

Son of a bitch.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC)
Re: truefax, there.
Yeah, got it for work reasons. I'm with SOLDIER, remember? Probably could have gotten your sword back faster if you would have joined in with them.
[info]sexyincyan wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:05 am (UTC)
Re: truefax, there.
.... man. But that's work. You know my political stance against work. And my non-political stance.

Besides, the not-Caboose rookie's a lot easier to work with. She's got her own shop. All I gotta do is sit around and talk and reach the stuff up on the high shelves for her. It's a pretty sweet deal.
[info]tinminiskirt wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
she's such a bitch, but she really is fond of him. <3
...uh-huh. Sure, Private.

It wasn't heroism, it was the logical thing to do. I...heard about the thing with Caboose. Like, how does that even work? Because I think it was supposed to have happened before a lot of other stuff, and you seem to have been around for said other stuff instead of being six feet under.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)
ah, its all good, Church luvs her too, he just has to be agressive.
Hey, watch it. You're already on thin ice for dating that Red. You don't want to be on my unhappy list.

Well it's really simple, see I died by my spirit didn't really go anywhere. I possessed a robot and pretty much hung around like that till I got here. The gods gave me my body back and yeah, that's it.
[info]tinminiskirt wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
Um, why do you care if Grif and I are dating?

I'm...pretty sure that's logically impossible, but okay. Things seem to work differently in the Gulch anyway. So, what was it like being a synthetic? Like, did you think in only zeroes and ones or what?
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Because a Red being happy is a bad thing. Wait, you're Red too. Damnit. Never mind.

It's not logically impossible. It happened. And no, I didn't do anything in zeros and ones. I was just me... in a robot body.
[info]sexyincyan wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:45 am (UTC)
If it makes you feel any better, we can just blame Grif. It's not like he's had a girlfriend before. You dated Tex before, and the world didn't explode.

And yeah, I figured if I told him to not go in the closet, the first goddamn thing he's going to do is go hide in the closet, just because I told him to.

So did any of your training ever cover what to do in case of apocalypse? I... .. shit, I kinda slept through most of mine.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, let's blame Grif. It's always a Red's fault. Stupid Reds.

Reverse psychology. Good job Tucker. I'm surprised you thought ahead enough to think that through.

Uh, no, I don't remember anything in training about apocalypse. I'm planning to stay in the house and not do a goddamn thing till this is over. If we survive, I'll be fucking amazed.
[info]sexyincyan wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
Goddamn Reds. First, they come after us with that goddamn car, then they blow us the hell up and send us through time and space, and now, the Apocalypse. Seriously, this blows.

... yeah, I'm kinda surprised, too, honestly. I dunno how I even thought of it.

Stay in the house. Yeah, sounds like a good plan to me. There haven't been any holes in the ground near the house that I've seen, so who the fuck knows. We might actually survive. I haven't seen any horsemen of the apocalypse or anything yet. Aren't they supposed to show up if we're all gonna die?
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 06:06 am (UTC)
Yeah, tell me about it. Now we're all stuck in the house together till this shit blows over.

...

Horsemen? Yeah, I think so, so maybe we're safe.
[info]texed wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC)
Last statement! Tottttttaaaallllly meant to piss him off~
Shit! This place is weird when it's about to explode or whatthefuck ever!

I nearly fell down a fucking hole!

Wait? What?! I'm pretty sure it was an angry god. Not our fucking relationship, jackass.

I think I might take a walk!
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
Yeah, he got it and huffed about it.
I think it's always weird this is just a bonus round.

Shit, where? Is it around the house?

Hey, I didn't start that, Tucker did. Be pissed at him. Bitch.

NO! Tex, it's the fucking apacolypse out there. You are NOT taking a walk. I don't care what it takes, I'll stop you.
[info]texed wrote:
May. 9th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
XD Muhaha! A Huffy Church and a entertained Tex...WHO WILL WIN? Find out on the next episode!
No. It's somewhere beside the shop.

Asshole!

Your point is? I have already taken a walk to the shop and back! Did you not notice the house has food? So good job at stopping me.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 10th, 2008 08:11 am (UTC)
haha, Tex always wins, we all know that.
Good. Anywhere but here.

So, is that some new pet name for me or something? You say it enough.

Goddamn it Tex, get back in here right now. Do you really want me to come after you and risk killing myself?... Wait, don't answer that.
[info]texed wrote:
May. 10th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
Ah true true~! Tex has all the medals to prove it!
I have always called you that. But- Heck! Why not!

No, I don't want to come back. I'm having fun outside.
[info]cobaltspartan13 wrote:
May. 12th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
lol nice.
Fine.

Fine, kill yourself, I'm going for a snack.
[info]texed wrote:
May. 12th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
Fine.

I'm not going to kill myself, you are just being overprotective.