So I've been told I am going to this dance party thing that's going to happen eventually... Um, I don't think they'd like it too much if I showed up in my armor, though. So, I guess I need new clothes? God, I need a suit. I thought I'd never have to wear one of those again till I was in a casket. Fine. Where do I get a suit in this place? Stupid ball thing. I can't believe I'm actually going. And I'm STILL not dancing. I don't care what you say. Hell will freeze over first and then pigs will fly followed by Caboose evolving to some normal level of intelligence before I will dance. Got that?
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not happy


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And you are dancing! You like it or not.
No, I'm not. I'm going for the free drinks. You should be happy I'm going at all.
We will wait until you have had few drinks then we will make you dance!
Who are you going with? You need a date!
Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath for that one.
I do not need a date. I am going to have a few drinks and that's it. No dancing, as little socialization as possible, and lots of drinking.
I'm going to force you~
You do so need a date!
That's what you think.
No, I do not need a date. I'm going alone and leaving alone. That's that.
By the way, I'm bringing a camera.
...were you bullied as a child, Lenny?
Don't call me "Lenny". My name is Lenoard Church. People call me Church for a good reason.
God I hate my parents for that one.A good reason like 'it's your last name'?
A good reason like my first name sucks. Smartass. No wonder you're going to this thing with Grif.
A couple? I know billions.I just spent about ten minutes trying to figure out what might frighten someone who lives with Caboose. Since nothing's coming to mind, I guess you win. For now.Hey, I knew a guy named Rannadril Ghan Swa Fulsoom Karaten Narr Eadi Bel Anoleis. In comparison, the suck factor of 'Leonard' drops considerably.
Still sucks. Never use it again.
As you wish, man.