So I've been hiding ever since Tex's birthday... I've died once... no twice... no just once. Damn it, I've lost count. Regardless, I've died already and I'm not so sure I'm willing to do it again right now. So, hiding out seemed like a good idea... Until I realized that it would probably only make things worse...
So here I am, Tex. I forgot. I fucking forgot, alright? Do what you want with me... But if you can, make it quick. I don't really want to feel anything if at all possible. Oh yeah, and don't let anyone near my body. I finally got this fucker back, I don't want anyone messing with it while I'm gone.
[OOC: I has de interwebs! Came home today and the cable man had been by, so... LUCKY ME! Hiatus over. <3]
So here I am, Tex. I forgot. I fucking forgot, alright? Do what you want with me... But if you can, make it quick. I don't really want to feel anything if at all possible. Oh yeah, and don't let anyone near my body. I finally got this fucker back, I don't want anyone messing with it while I'm gone.
Honestly, I'm really fucking sorry, Tex. I meant it when I said do what you want with me. If you're still pissed, which I'm almost certain you are, kill me. I'm.... ok with it, I guess. I owe you one.
[OOC: I has de interwebs! Came home today and the cable man had been by, so... LUCKY ME! Hiatus over. <3]


Comments
I'm not going to hurt you, moron. It's the second worst day of the year. Like I really care who remembers it. You can buy me a drink or hunt down O'Malley for his strange love interest in me.
And before you do what York done; I have no fucking idea. I guess I must be that good looking.
You want that as a present, you got it. I'm fucking tired of this, of him. And love interest? What the fuck?
What did York do?
York did the exact same you did. I don't know, all I know is, he apparently likes me.
Shoot me now.
Consider O'Malley dead. As soon as I get my fucking hands on him... Doc... him, whatever! I'm going to fucking kill him... And then possibly York.
Good. Kill O'Malley~ I will be so happy with his head on a stick on my wall. Do.Not.Harm.York.
Church! I never knew you were here! This is fantastic! Does anyone you know have injuries? I just got a job at the clinic! Everyone needs a check-up~
SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION! Hopefully she kills you, Fool! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!
She wont kill you! She might just kill me instead! You should talk to her about that. She wont listen to me and I really don't want to die.
JUST DO AS I SAY AND TEX WONT HURT YOU! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do hope Tex will like her present. I'm sure when she comes anywhere near me she will receive it! BWUAHAHAHAHAA!
Oh, and hi Doc. No, I don't know anyone that's injured.
He just had ice-cream! He will calm down soon enough! Or there will be nap time! I enjoy nap time!
I DON'T!!! FOOL!!!!! NO NAPTIME! TIME TO GIVE ME BACK TE-
I'm sorry for his behaviour, he is very happy tonight!
O'Malley, like hell you're getting her. Take a fucking nap.
You know that might have been the only good thing that's come out your mouth. EVER!
Was that a compliment? I knew you were good!!
SHUT UP!!! Back to business! I WILL HAVE HER! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
Dirty Blue!
YOU FORGOT!? WHAT SORT OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU?!
Uh- How about surprise her with a present to say sorry? Girls like that! Unless Tex isn't a girl! Then you will need to ask a guy! Which so isn't me! I'm female! It's awesome!
Get her a pet! A new gun! A hug! Something she might like!
Then she might just like you again! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! I forgot you both were dating! Again! You never told me WHY you weren't dating the last time! Why?! You have time now! And she isn't shooting at you!
Then Doc told be about his crushes! YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO ONE IS!
IT'S AWESOME! Because I have the same crush! It's awesome! Not Tucker!
But, on an unrelated note, I thought you should know that Caboose skipped town sometime yesterday. He's gone.
He... Hum, I guess it's for the best. He wasn't really a bad kid, just stupid as hell.
Yeah...I guess so. I never really talked to him that much because it was sort of like having a conversation with a hanar, but Donut's pretty shaken up.
Yeah, I knew he and Donut were kind of seeing each other or something... You're on Red Team now, isn't it your job to make him feel better? I really don't think there's anything I can do about it. I mean... I'm already in a relationship and all and I don't do pity sex, especially not with guys... So, yeah, I think that's all on you and the rest of Red Team there.
even with all the other shit going on. He'll be oka-Wait.
Did you just suggest I should have pity sex with Donut?
I sort of agree...With Ash...Did you just suggest she have pity sex with Donut?
Isn't he far to feminine for female?